this ending is fun

Once upon a time there was a Bear
and a Bee who lived in a wood and
were the best of friends. All summer
long the Bee collected nectar from
morning to night while the Bear lay
on his back basking in the long grass.

When Winter came the Bear
realised he had nothing to eat and
thought to himself “I hope that busy
little Bee will share some of his
honey with me”. But the Bee was
nowhere to be found – he had died of
a stress induced coronary disease.


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One response to “this ending is fun

  1. Technically the bear wouldn’t even be awake or hungry during the winter.

    Sylvia who likes to rain on parades…

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