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brown bear brown bear what do you see?

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I see a polar bear looking at me!

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Anyways yesterday was Polar Bear Day! OMG I CAN’T BELIEVE I MISSED IT STUPID CHEMISTRY MIDTERM DISTRACTED ME. I had a whole day planned of thinking about polar bears and stuff. Also ignore that question mark, I totally understand the meaning of Polar Bear Day and its origin.

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So as late celebration, I give you a large page of polar bear related paraphernalia woohoo!

You know, sometimes I wish sentences could be marked with sarcasm. Because this whole post is just oozing and dripping with 4:00AM sarcasm.
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農曆新年

Hey guys Happy Chinese New Year’s. NOW GIVE ME MONEY!! “Mwhahaha,” cry the little children.

That is basically what Chinese New Year’s means. You just got a crash course of an ancient Chinese celebration.

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That actually is really fancy for something you just give away. Actually, they look more like this:

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Except with bits of money coming out of the end.

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I like this picture.

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Carnevale di Venezia

Today’s Mardi Gras, and seriously wtf is Mardi Gras for… beads????? gross So excuse me if I don’t really know what this day is about and had to wikipedia it. Anyways I was scrolling through the different countries that celebrated Mardi Gras, and couldn’t help but notice how much cooler Venice’s Mardi Gras is than New Orleans. It’s called the Carnevale di Venezia (or if you want English, Carnival of Venice, gosh you’re really picky) and it spans over two weeks, ending on Mardi Gras. But in all seriousness, the Carnevale di Venezia is got to be the most beautiful/creepy festival out there. I will admit that expressionless masks are a bit scary, but even if there was a army of Carnival mask wearing Venetians out to kill people, I’d still be inexorably attracted to their prettiness and probably die a horrible bloody masky death getting a better look.

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let it snow let it snow let it snow

MERRY CHRISTMAS
MERRY CHRISTMAS
MERRY CHRISTMAS

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operation christmas is a no go

Stage #1 of Christmas Shopping:
MISSION STATUS: FAIL

Upon entering ground zero, mission leader immediately aborted operation upon seeing endless hordes of combatants.

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dear God don’t ask me how long it took to alter that header. I will start sobbing at the ridiculous amount of time lost.

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effing brainwashers

Jordan gave me some eggnog today. It reminds me of Christmas, family , blackouts, our old house in Victoria, snow, being a kid, fireplaces, pillows, watching movies, chillin out, and fake Christmas trees. It’s kinda cool how just a couple of sips could do that.


Hmmm well that’s actually kind of trippy. Seeing as how I’ve never had eggnog at Christmas or anytime before this.

THIS IS LAME I’VE BECOME A VICTIM OF SOCIETY’S CAPITALIST SCAM TO UP PROFITS BY PSYCHOLOGICALLY URGING PEOPLE TO PURCHASE AND PERMANENTLY ASSOCIATE THEIR MEANINGFUL MEMORIES WITH MEANINGLESS STEREOTYPICAL LIMITED TIME ONLY MERCHANDISE LIKE THOSE STUPID BUNNY PEEPS AT EASTER TIME.

ARGHHHH.

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